Making and breaking New Year’s Resolutions is one of the most universal experiences. To break this rancorous cycle of hope, despair, and anger, I’m instead starting to set resolutions for my birthday, to achieve in the coming year of my life.

Greetings to my Birthday Resolutions blog!

Setting a Birthday Resolution is as arbitrary as setting one for New Year’s, but perhaps the impending sense of my own mortality will give me a kick up the butt and help me prevail.


Walking to Mordor

1st Day

04.07.2021

Departing Bag End, left Tookland

6th Day

10.07.2021

Encountered the Black Rider

8th Day

11.07.2021

Met the Elves

12th Day

15.07.2021

Reached the edge of Farmer Maggot’s Field

13th Day

17.07.2021

Arrived at Crickhollow

18th Day

21.07.2021

Passed Old Man Willow

19th Day

22.07.2021

Arrived at Tom Bombadil’s House

21st Day

24.07.2021

Captured by Barrow Wright

26th Day

29.07.2021

Arrived at Bree

33rd Day

05.08.2021

Entered Midgewater Marshes (West)

37th Day

09.08.2021

Left Midgewater Marshes (East)

45th Day

17.08.2021

Reached Weathertop

55th Day

27.08.2021

3 days after Weathertop

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